Ocasionally I read Orkut today's fortune.
My Fortune tells about me. I dont think I can tell you better
My fortune By the Orkut's Eye:
Your mind is creative, original and alert
You are kind-Hearted and hospitable cheerful and well liked
You will have some wonderful new experiences
Your present plans are going to succeed
You are never selfish with your advice or your help
Find release from your cares, have a good time
You are contemplative and analytical by nature
You have an important new business development shaping up
Beauty in its various forms appeals to you
Executive ability is prominent in your make up
Our first and last love is.. self-love
You are deeply attached to your family and home
If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Luck is coming your way
Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical
Your love life will be happy and harmonious
You are going to have a very comfortable old age
You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling
Don't let friends impose on you. Work calmly and silently
You are sociable and entertaining
Promise only what you can deliver
Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems
You will pass a difficult test that will make you happier
You have an important new business development shaping up
You will never need to worry about a steady income
Good news will be brought to you by mail
You will be unusually successful in business
Your luck has been completely changed today
Versatility is one of your outstanding traits
Your present plans are going to succeed
Find release from your cares, have a good time
You are contemplative and analytical by nature
Beauty in its various forms appeals to you
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
Be tactful: Overlook not your own opportunity
Good things are being said about you
You will travel far and wide, both for pleasure and business
Your love life will be happy and harmonious
You will make a profitable investment
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs
Everything will now come your way
Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought
A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you
Sell your ideas - they are totally acceptable
Now is the time to try something new
Your luck has been completely changed today
You are the center of every group's attention
You are always welcome in any gathering
You are kind-Hearted and hospitable cheerful and well liked
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals
People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner
Find release from your cares, have a good time
The star of riches is shining upon you
The will of the people is the best law
A good time to finish up old tasks
Good things are being said about you
You have a strong desire for a home and your family comes first
You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment
What's vice today may be virtue tomorrow
Your dearest wish will come true
Your principles mean more to you than any money or success
You are going to have some new clothes
Now is the time to try something new
Saturday, March 28, 2009
AAKHRI ICHHA...
AAKHRI ICHHA...
Yakayak ek sawal
Rakha gaya mere aage
"Bata ae bande!
Teri aakhri raza kya hai?"
Chaunk ke maine
Khud hi se poochha
"Aakhri? Itni jaldi?
Ya allah! Meri sazaa kya hai?"
Bojhil sannaton ke palon mein
Man daud raha tha yahan wahan
Ki tabhi ek bar fir maine
Wahi sawal suna dobara...
"Bol ae bande! Kya hai jo,
Tu apne jiwan se chahta hai?
Palkein sada ko girane se pehle
Kis manzil tak chahta hai jana?"
Ek pal ko sab kuch tham gaya fir
Maine mud ke apni zindagi ko dekha
Nazar, akeli, arth-heen, be-maksad
Aur usi kshan nikla mooh se jawab
"Bahut si chhoti-chhoti cheezein...
Ek boond paani
Ek lamha pyar
Aur Ek katra vishwas
Ek pal ki shanti
Ek chain ki saans
Ghadi bhar ka saath
Ek shaant muskaan
Ek khushi ka daan
Ek gham ka nidan
Ek rasta anjaan
Ek...pehchaan."
Dheemi si muskaan ke sath
Mujhe diya gaya jawab...
"Chhoti chhoti cheezon mein ae bande
Tune maang liya sara jahaan!
Aj tak kyon nahi ki thi koshish
Ab tak soya tha kya, insaan?
Chal, jaa jee le kuch aur pal
Kar le poore apne armaan!"
Muthhi mein ek sagar thama ke
Mujhe mera rasta dikha ke
Dekar aur ek mauka, farishta woh mera
Gayab yoon hua, ki nazar bhi na aya...
Ek pal ko thamke, fir maine mudke
Muskarati zindagi apni se kaha
"Tune mujhe ek naam ek wajood diya tha kabhi
Aj tera karz utaarne ka samay hai aya!"
Propose n brand
Want to propose a girl
Just do it - Nike
Before going to propose to a girl
Believe in the best - BPL.
If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo - Vicks.
If you are going to propose to a girl
Chances are 50-50 - Britannia.
If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her
Take it easy - Limca.
Girl says NO !
Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage - Mirinda.
Those who succeed in love always say
We dream because we do - Daewoo.
If some one wants to write a love letter to his
girlfriend
Likho script apna apna.- Rotomac.
If you love someone
Go get it - Visa power.
Boy riding a bike with neighbor’s girl
Neighbors envy owner’s pride - Onida.
Not satisfied with your date
Yeh dil mangey more - Pepsi.
A guy having a number of girl friends
The Complete Man - Raymonds.
A smart girl having a number of boyfriends
Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra - Colgate.
For those lost in love
Har shaam ka sathi main aur mera - Bagpiper Whisky.
For a guy ‘r gal who hasn’t yet found one
Dhoondte rehe jayo ge - Surf Excel
Just do it - Nike
Before going to propose to a girl
Believe in the best - BPL.
If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo - Vicks.
If you are going to propose to a girl
Chances are 50-50 - Britannia.
If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her
Take it easy - Limca.
Girl says NO !
Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage - Mirinda.
Those who succeed in love always say
We dream because we do - Daewoo.
If some one wants to write a love letter to his
girlfriend
Likho script apna apna.- Rotomac.
If you love someone
Go get it - Visa power.
Boy riding a bike with neighbor’s girl
Neighbors envy owner’s pride - Onida.
Not satisfied with your date
Yeh dil mangey more - Pepsi.
A guy having a number of girl friends
The Complete Man - Raymonds.
A smart girl having a number of boyfriends
Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra - Colgate.
For those lost in love
Har shaam ka sathi main aur mera - Bagpiper Whisky.
For a guy ‘r gal who hasn’t yet found one
Dhoondte rehe jayo ge - Surf Excel
Suggestions to my friend ...
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl ,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl ,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl ,
she touches u tommrrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELAINCE girl ,
she takes u in her mutthi mein
Marry only HUTCH girl ,
she follows u where ever u go
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl ,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl ,
she touches u tommrrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELAINCE girl ,
she takes u in her mutthi mein
Marry only HUTCH girl ,
she follows u where ever u go
Matrimonial Ads
A news paper had a humor page with following matrimonial published in it.
DOCTOR:
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous
of
marriage. I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all
ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it
anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no side
effects.Apply or reply.
BEGGAR;
Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de, Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega, Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega
LAWYER;
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of
husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly
a
girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to
surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any
objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence
and if you have the confidence.
BANKER;
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
SHAYAR;
Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai, Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi, To yaaron ab khud se kaam
ghar
ka hota nahi.
Drunker;
wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an
occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come
home only seven times a week. Girl preffered will carry me from bar to
ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
CAR MECHANIC;
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above
average and must run the household at a good average.
DOCTOR:
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous
of
marriage. I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all
ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it
anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no side
effects.Apply or reply.
BEGGAR;
Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de, Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega, Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega
LAWYER;
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of
husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly
a
girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to
surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any
objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence
and if you have the confidence.
BANKER;
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
SHAYAR;
Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai, Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi, To yaaron ab khud se kaam
ghar
ka hota nahi.
Drunker;
wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an
occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come
home only seven times a week. Girl preffered will carry me from bar to
ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
CAR MECHANIC;
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above
average and must run the household at a good average.
Exam tricks
Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination
which consists of Y/N type questions.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper
for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out,
removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet
- Y for Heads
- N for Tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is
sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately
throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed,
approaches him and asks what is going on.
Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour. "But yaar", he says,
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" I am rechecking my answers."
which consists of Y/N type questions.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper
for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out,
removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet
- Y for Heads
- N for Tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is
sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately
throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed,
approaches him and asks what is going on.
Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour. "But yaar", he says,
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" I am rechecking my answers."
Some nice questions for u
1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in
Cgi/perl
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network
5. What is expansion of "ICICI"
6. What does "baker's dozen" signify
7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot- India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why
8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries
9. From what four word ex-pression does the word `goodbye` derive
10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known
11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th
12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007
13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match
14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe
15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore
16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country (other than Vatican )
17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed
Even if u answer five questions its great…Feel proud…
Answers
1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym Ajax.
2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
4. Satellite Television Asian Region
5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
6. A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal
dozen
7. That match was abandoned after ppl heard the news of indira gandhi being killed.
8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is our 's National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh-(Amar Sonar Bangla)
9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.
10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.
11. South Korea.
12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR, as it was known during the cold war)
13. Geoffrey Boycott
14. John Traicos
15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln
16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa.
17. Polo.
Cgi/perl2. What is the expansion of YAHOO
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network
5. What is expansion of "ICICI"
6. What does "baker's dozen" signify
7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot- India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why
8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries
9. From what four word ex-pression does the word `goodbye` derive
10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known
11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th
12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007
13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match
14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe
15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore
16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country (other than Vatican )
17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed
Even if u answer five questions its great…Feel proud…
Answers
1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym Ajax.
2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
4. Satellite Television Asian Region
5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
6. A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal
dozen
7. That match was abandoned after ppl heard the news of indira gandhi being killed.
8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is our 's National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh-(Amar Sonar Bangla)
9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.
10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.
11. South Korea.
12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR, as it was known during the cold war)
13. Geoffrey Boycott
14. John Traicos
15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln
16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa.
17. Polo.
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