How to identify the city you are in by observing a street brawl.

How to identify the city you are in by observing a
street brawl.

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourthand they start arguing about who's right.

You are in Kolkatta.

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them andwalks on.

That's Mumbai.

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat
him up.

That's Delhi.

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall.

That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
he writes a software program to stop the fight ..
but the fight doesn't stop because of a bug in the
program.

That's Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANA" doesn't
like all this non sense --- Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and
call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are
fighting.

You are in Chandigarh.